Created by his Creator (in roughly his own image) Cosmic Eric knows
what’s going on. You can trust his word on your planet.
You can trust his answers on the Cosmos.
Eric, on his very first day of existence, prepares for Life with a cuppa Joe. 
Eric soaks up the vibes, meditating on Nature and the nature thereof. 
THANKSGIVING: Eric arrives 12,000 years early. 
VALENTINE’S DAY: Cosmic dude does Carson McCullers and Cupid simultaneously. 
HALLOWEEN 2020: Cosmic Eric trick-or-treats as Grant Wood. 
Campaign 2020: Honest Eric kicks off Campaign 2020, swearing on the Dictionary (his source for meaning) that “He Will Shit You Not”. 
Catching a break during “Campaign 2020”, Eric sets an example. 
GOOD FRIDAY: Cosmic Honest Candidate Eric steps up to save the Economy. 
“He’ll Shit You Not” Campaign 2020. In his first public appearance, Honest Eric takes on the political establishment. 
Cosmic Eric’s Cosmic Phone – THe INTRAGALACTIC 3, now with Red and Green Shift Systems, “Forever” powered by drip fusion. 
Breaking News…Cosmic Eric, who knows too much, is now in Witness Protection (escorted by the Smiths). 
A Hairy Cactus Moth Elephant Bear Shares the Secrets of the Universe With Cosmic Eric. 
Cosmic Eric the Good Shepherd surrounded by friends and family. 
Cosmic Eric babysits the goslings, watching out for many dangers. They love Cosmic Eric!